Hello Readers! I have some exciting news- I will be a contributing blogger for an online magazine! The magazine is UK-based and called, Shopper Lottie. It’s a fab online source for all things beauty, entertainment, humor, and lifestyle.
I am so, so excited, and feeling quite honored. The opportunities I’ve been given as of late are beyond even my wildest dreams. I keep wondering when I’ll wake up. I hope never!
My first post for Shopper Lottie is up and ready for viewing! You can find it here:
Why My Boobs Are Not My Besties

I have big breasts for my size, (5’1) and everyone says that they are perky. I find near the time of the month (which is right now urgh) they are really swollen and hard… I mean the nipples are. God made boobs for men to ogle and touch. We should embrace that. π
Hahaha maybe that’s the only thing good about them? I’m sick and tired of mine already!!
I know. Boobs are amazing and annoying at the same time.
Congrats! And that’s one heck of a first contribution XD
BUAHAHAHAHAHA. Go big or go home! Right?! πππ±
Go DD or go home π
Yes!! π
DUDE! This is freakin’ AWESOME! And I’ll be jealous as hell as soon as I get done being happy for you!! π
Thank you, lady!!!!! π
That article was HILARIOUS! LOVE IT!
Thank you so much!!! It’s weird not posting first on here! I’m glad you went and read it!!! I was super nervous to post on a site where people don’t “know” me π±π¬
Well you knocked it clear outta the park! As always!
You are so amazing!!! βΊοΈβΊοΈπ Thank you!!
Congratulations!
Thank you!!
Wow!! Congrats!
Thank you, thank you!!
Ugh boobs. Can’t live with them, can’t spend 10 minutes trying to find a good position when lying down on your stomach without them. It was a hilarious article–congratulations!
Thank you!! Hahaha exactly, it takes me way too long to get comfortable with my boobs and hair. It’s a bitch being a lady! π
Congratulations! Woooo. Awesome article, too. I’m always happy when websites let you swear and say fun things like ‘dem boobies.’ I’m glad there are so many awesome things happening for you π
I was so surprised they let it slide! I think it’s because it’s based in the UK and they don’t censor like we do. Thanks so much, lady πβΊοΈ
How wonderful and exciting! So happy for you:) I will be checking out the article now;)
Thank you so much!!!!
Getting to be big time now!
LOL! Kinda…maybe βΊοΈ
Your usual superb style PLUS Boobs!
I enjoyed it!
LOL! I thank you!!
Funny as ever! Did they assign you with the boob topic or did you just write about what you wanted? Either way, I’m super proud of you!
I got to write whatever I wanted! Thank you so much! βΊοΈπ
Yay, you!
It’s pretty awesome!
This is so super awesome. Can I be you when I grow up?
LOL!!!!
Thank you hehe!