Thanks to Blair, over at The Shameful Sheep, I had to check out the search engine terms that people have used to find my blog. Either they were looking specifically for my blog, or their search for “hairy sex” lead them to my blog. I had no idea that this awesome feature was available to me in the “stats” section of my dashboard. I’m equal parts horrified and amused.
These are some of the search terms:
#teamwearehairy2015
Or, should we extend the club into the new year?
The best part was some of the comments my friends made about these, um, interesting search topics:
After some time thinking about hairy older women and front butts on legs, I got to realizing that I’ve mentioned all of these. All.
I’m assuming, rather than be ashamed, I should be damn proud, as my friend, Jenn says.
Then, I happened upon Suzie’s first post of the new year. In her comments, she suggested reblogging some of your older posts, so newer followers can read your earlier stuff (because even hardcore creepers ain’t got time for that-scrolling months back. Yeah. I’ll just creep your Instagram).
So, what better time to share some links of my earlier blog posts? These posts should prove that I write about some truly random things.
I hope you’ll check these posts out, and you won’t think I’m that hairy or that I’m, like, into hairy older women. Not that that’s bad, or anything…
My Hairy Life
An Ode to the Hairy Women
Porta Poop
Porta Poop #2
Front Butt Thighs
Ugly Sleep
And, a couple just because:
21 Minute Survival Challenge
Get Out the Way, Bitch
Skip to content
Rants, Ramblings, and Regrets
You are a LEGEND.
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LOL!!! Best.comment.ever!! Thank you, kind sir. Signed The Bearded Lady 😂
Pleasure McCup Fatty Fo’ Life!
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Oh, and you have to tell me how to find this stuff out as well although mine will be mind numbingly boring by comparison….!
It took me a bit of searching. You go into your dashboard and then stats. Click by year and there should be a section on search terms. View all available. I bet yours are interesting too!!
Done it. Nothing to odd apart fro Fat Man From The Side and Hunk Pilates. It is disappointing to say the least as it is mainly just people talking about fridge magnets…!
LOL!!!! That’s too funny, though!!! 😂😭
I suppose so. I’m obviously a hunk when I do pilates but a fat man from the side….!
“Hunk Pilates” 😂👌🙌
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Hahah yesss. I gotta know, what the hell is a front butt? On someone’s legs? I gotta go read that post. I hope there are visuals.
LOL!!! You won’t need visuals!!! You also don’t want them 😱😱😱
You crack me up!
Hehe ☺️ I try! Thank you ☺️
Interesting search terms 🙂
To say the least!!! 😂👀
I’m envious. Mine tell me that there are ‘unknown search terms’ but everything else appears to be a mystery. Google encrypts most stuff anyway. I’ll leave it to my imagination.
Mine said that too and then I switched my view to ‘by the year’. If you haven’t tried that, I would see if that garners you any results ☺️👍
WHY AM I NOT TO HAVE THE SEARCH TERMS. SADNESS.
Did you look in the “year”
Section???
I did. It’s emptier than my cookie jar. (sobs uncontrollably)
That’s OK!! It means you’re not a super weirdo like me!
BUT I WANNA BE A WEIRDO LIKE ALL THE COOL KIDSSSSSS
Buahahahahaha! Oh, you’re a weirdo. Just your own, special blend of weird!!!
I have a front butt on my legs!😂😂😂😂 absolutely golden!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂😭😜
I’m so sad that all of the search terms leading to my blog are encrypted by Google. :'(
But I love reading through your older posts that you conveniently linked!! They are golden!!!
I’m so glad you’re enjoying them! Thank you so much for checking them out 😘☺️