So, I am a lost cause, ya’ll…
I am just too in love with food. And…YOLO.
Right?
I am preparing (writing sub plans, planning my outfits around my inevitable bloat, etc.) for Apple Hill this weekend. My mom, aunt, friend, and I are leaving tomorrow AM for the ultimate Fatty Paradise, Hills O’ Hedonism, Glutton’s Gift…you get my drift.
Apple Hill is where diets go to die.
Apple Hill is where all of my wildest dreams are realized.
Apple Hill is where I can simultaneously eat an ice cream smothered baked confection while buying overpriced scarves that I just have to have.
If you have been following me for a time, you will remember that I blogged about this heaven on Earth last year. You can read about it here.
This past weekend was the birthday party of a friend’s two-year-old. In regular Fatty Cake fashion, I overdid it. While eating the long-awaited cupcakes, my friend scraped most of her frosting off her cupcake. I was appalled. She made a move to throw.away.the.frosting.
So, of course, I saved the frosting and ate it.
Hence my first line, I am a lost cause.
Also, this:
While I was out on duty, my “mod mate” decided to let me know what he thought of the pile of food on my desk. When I came back in, I caught the creeper behind my desk red-handed.
I have never enjoyed busting someone more, but, friend, you are definitely going to have to try a little harder. Post It notes, just don’t cut it for me.
So, I guess the point of this post is…
Pray I don’t develop full-blown diabetes this weekend, because eating-of-all-the-pastries is going down in T-minus 24 hours.
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Its sounds yummy…but in moderation. Too funny.
Haha. Moderation? What’s moderation?? 😜
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MODERATION IS FOR QUITTERS YO
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So fun! We have same thing here “Greenbluff” north of Spokane. Pumpkin donuts and all the yummy and funstuff you mentioned!
Wish I could go too😊
How fun!! Yes, that would be awesome if you could come! I plan on getting super pumpkin donut wasted!
Marcy Clutter I am in Spokane too! Small blog world! I enjoy Greenbluff. We went and picked raspberries and cherries this summer. So much fun. Ugh you two can eat ALL the pumpkin doughnuts… not a fan.
Small world!! So crazy!!!
Eat on!
Will do!!! 😋😋
I do not approve of the ‘helpy’ friend!! Putting No and Bad on food only makes me want to have more and more! Enjoy yourself in Apple Hill. Buy pricey scarves and enjoy the sweet foods. Life is too short to not enjoy yourself. You know what you want and go after it! That is huge!!! Even if it is food. Balance is attainable. Enjoy life, seek after “healthy” lifestyles one baby step at a time. #balance #ichoosetolive
Yes!!! LOVE your outlook!! Exactly 💯
Today, in honor of my 29th birthday, I’m picking 29 random blog friends to send some extra special thoughts of love. Come visit my blog and say happy birthday if you wish, and keep spreading the love!
Happy Birthday! And, thank you!
Just wrote up my birthday adventures!
I’ll have to go read about them!!
I just googled Apple Hill, and I’m seriously envious of your trip!!! Enjoy!! 🙂
It’s AMAZING! Going to post pics soon!!
Hi. I’ve just nominated you for a Sunshine Blogger Award. Have a look at my blog for all the details!
Hey!!! Thanks!!!