EAT ALL THE CUPCAKES. DRINK ALL THE CHAMPAGNE. BE ALL THE MERRIES.
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Rants, Ramblings, and Regrets
Happy Birfday!! 🌺🎂
Thank you, friend!!
Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you looked like a monkey, and you smell like one too. smiles.
😂😂😂 Thank you!
Happy Bday! Hope it’s a great one. I decided to stop having them 7 years ago. 😃
LOL! Good idea!! Thank you 😜😉😊
It certainly helps my psyche to lie to it about my actual age. Have a fantastic day. 😊
I think that’s so smart!! Your body will stay young for longer!!!
Hahaha! We shall see. 😃
Tights are just shrink wrap to keep cookie memories fresh. Have some more, it’s your fuckin’ birthday, hon.
HAHAHAHA yes! Thank you!
Happy birthday!! I hope you get spoiled 🎁🎉🎂
Thank you!!! I hope so!!! Hopefully with many cupcakes!!!
Happy Birthday, Love! ❤️ those 💙 tights!
Thank you, friend! I like my butt cheek tights too!
Happy Birfday! Best wishes!
Thank you, friend!
Happy Birthday!!
Thank you!!
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll eat on in your honor!
Yes!!!! Do it! Thank you!
Happy birthday! I hope you have lots of cupcakes. Big-ass cupcakes with tons a frosting!
Mmmmm! Thank you!!!
Happy Birthday! 🎂
Thank you!!
Happy birthday!!! Mine is in a couple weeks or so… hmmm lost track of time a bit… maybe three weeks? Anyway! yay for birthdays and cupcakes!!!
Thank you!!!!
Happy Birthday, you awesome young lady!! 🙂
Thank you much!!!
Happy birthday! 💐💐💐
Thank you!!
Happy, hippy birthday – never grow up 🙂
Thank you!! I try not to 😜
Happy Birthday, Cupcakes and I love those tights, too. I have many crazy variations.
Thank you much X2!
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Happy belated lady!
Thank you!!!
Aw, I missed it! Is there any cake left? If not – I’ll run out and get more. 🙂 MOAR CAAAAAAKE
DUDE?! I wish you were on my Facebook, because I ALMOST DIDNT GET A PIECE
OH MAN. That shiz ain’t right.
Literally, yesterday, before your post, I almost didn’t get a piece of the monthly bday cake at work. MY BDAY MONTH. I was SO FUCKING PISSED. So, your timing with that comment was so apropos.
I’m magical that way. I can’t eat wheat so you can have my piece. (I’ll just sit here eating a tub of frosting on the side….)
You’ll have to share that tub!!
Chocolate frosting and a jar of peanut butter. OM NOM NOM
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