I thought I would get in a quick blog post, and I knew I had some pretty good material courtesy of my hilarious 3rd graders. The beauty of children is that they are funny, without having to try to be funny. They are at their most amusing when they are not even trying to be funny or cute, usually when they are being innocently, adorably, dead serious. These are actual lines said/written by very serious 3rd graders who mean business:
Teacher, my hair smells like mustard.
I am late because I had to poop.
It wasn’t me, I take farts outside.
I can’t move right now, I am like a turtle on it’s back.
Maybe he wrote different perspectives because the narrator wanted to, so the author said ‘yes’?
God is #1, you are #2.
You will achieve all your dreams and eat s’mores.
Just a few Wednesday funnies for my readers. Enjoy.
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You never cease to make me laugh…
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Of course, my favorite would be the poop one LOL Think that would excuse a tardy at work as an adult?
Hahahaha true! I usually excuse them when it involves having to poop 😂💩
LOL you’re an awesome teacher;)
Hehe thanks ☺️👌
I needed that! (Although a couple of these? I’ve heard from employees.)
I’m glad you were able to feel, even just momentarily, better with reading how hilarious kids are. You heard from employees?
Yeah. You’d be amazed how often the conversation of poop comes up….
Hahahahahaha I would NEVER admit to my boss I was late because I had to poo. I think I would choose “car broke down”, “car wouldn’t start”, “flat tire”, “alarm failed”, etc. before poop.
I get that excuse at least once a year. In addition to the many other bowel issues, complete with precise descriptive detail….
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