I had every intention to hit up Cinnabon when I went to the mall to look for a gift. When I attempted to purchase my gluttonous gooey bread-of-shame, my wallet was nowhere to be found in my purse. My forever-fat, anxious self even looked in my tiny change purse for my wallet. Nope, not in there. I never forget my wallet. Who does that when they own a purse to keep it in? I had to walk away from Cinnabon, with nothing.
I decided to try again at the Starbucks in Target. I purchased my cake pop and gleefully walked out of the store, like a fat kid with a lollipop. Oh,and my wallet? It was in the back seat. Deceptive bastard.
As I went to take my second bite of the cake pop, it fell off the stick. It actually rolled down my chin, over my fat gut, hit my shoe, and rolled into the gutter.
I fucking give up, alright?
I think the universe is trying to tell me something, ya think?
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Hahaha, you are such a wordsmith! Hey, your “Like” button is missing!!!!
Haha, thank you! It’s missing?! How weird!
Yep. Like button is missing. 😕
How does that even happen??
The description of the falling cakepop was harrowing! Anyway I have nominated you for the ‘sweater weather’ challenge, maybe that will cheer you up? Check it out on my blog!
Oooh! Thank you!! I’ll go check it out ☺️☺️
Great way to start a Sunday… Sorry to laugh…
Haha laugh away!!
The universe is CLEARLY telling you to run far, far away from Starbucks and run back to the gooey deliciousness that is Cinnabon.
(Actually, someday I’ll tell you why I can no longer eat there.)
I think the universe is telling me to stop buying cinnamon rolls and cake pops!
THAT can’t be right. (scratches head)
When your cake pop rolls down your fat to meet its end in the gutter, you didn’t ever need that cake pop 😂😫😱
The universe just wants all the cinnamon rolls and cake pops for itself. Selfish thing, it is. It probably also has a role in taking away the like button! Well,it can take away how many ever ‘likes’ it wants! I don’t think anything can make us stop loving you!! 😜😘
Awwwwww so sweet! Thanks, love!! 😘☺️The support people said other people have been affected, and they are working on it. They better get it back soon!! 😫😬
Noooooo! This is the stuff of nightmares!
Seriously!