I haven’t worn a bra for roughly 90% of the last 3 weeks.
I’ve been able to use the restroom whenever the need presented itself.
I haven’t taken my yoga pants off for precisely 21 days.
I have zero paper cuts.
I’ve had no real reason to drink, other than, well…
I’ve only answered one question: “Would you like to apply for a Target RedCard?”
I don’t even know what the date is.
You can imagine my horror when, as I came up for air from my cereal bowl, I had discovered 3 glorious weeks of no school had passed by in a flash.
Well, I suppose I better unearth myself from my snack-laden, alcohol-induced hibernation, because it’s back to school I go.
Also, I better figure out what day it is, practice writing the new year, and open up my lesson plan book, because I have a student teacher starting with me tomorrow. We don’t want to show her the ugly side just yet.
Here’s to all my fellow educators out there, drinking away their sorrows tonight over winter break being over.
Good luck, and may God be with you tomorrow.
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Rants, Ramblings, and Regrets
Go Get ’em Cupcakes!
I will! After a gallon of coffee any way…
I’ll bet!!
Have fun back at school!! But speaking from experience and as someone who is relatively fresh out of teacher’s college: show your student teacher the ugly side!!! She needs to see it, and best to see it in a learning environment with support there to help you through it!
Oh for sure!!! I just don’t want her running off, screaming for the hills on day 1!
Ha!! That is very true!
Let me get this straight…you kept your yoga pants on for 21 days straight, so you had them on while going to the bathroom and taking a shower?
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Hahaha yes, exactly!! Awww thank you so much!!!!
Perfect, so you didn’t have to put your yoga pants in the laundry! 🙂
You’re most welcome!
LOL! That would have required more work than I was willing to do 😂😜☺️
I keep wondering if my straight laced teacher sister in law is on the same track. Lol!!! I doubt it.
Hahaha you think she might be in better shape than me? 😜😂
I don’t think she celebrates the school breaks as well as you. 😊
Poor thing! She ought to 😉
I think I had better do an intervention with her. Next break, we are gonna have some fun! 🎉
You really ought to help her with that!! It’s for her sanity!!
Spring break, she’s mine!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😈😈😈
Everyone here went back 1/4….so it could be worse. You could have gone back a week ago AND it could be -129 outside like it is here.
I feel ya. Breaks are awesome but the transition back to reality is bumpy….
Oh yuck! It’s a very bumpy translation. Always.
For you AND the kids. But especially the teachers!
So true!
That sounded blissful 😄 Well back to class my dear girl and good luck with it.
Thank you so much, friend ☺️😘
You are welcome 🙂
Best of luck to you!
Thank you!!
This post is perfect. Did you apply for the Target card!? I’m thinking about it but credit cards are dangerous (or so I’ve heard)
Haha!! Actually, I have the Target debit card. I had a Target credit card, $5000 ago. Yeah. Never again 😬
Those bargain bins up front are a trap. Three dollars and one dollar add up wayyyyyy to fast for my liking.
Hahahaha I know! I love those damn bins!!
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LOL! 21 days of yoga pants – so social events?? Have fun using your tongue again.
LOL! Yes, yoga pants errywhere!
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I love this. I used to be a teacher. I get it. It is so hard to get started once we slow down. Teaching will do that. I found you on the Meet and Greet. Love your blog!
Thank you so much!! I’ll be checking your blog out now!!!
Great! I am so excited. I am sure we have a lot in common!
I hope so!!! I bet we will!!! ☺️