What Fresh Hell Is This?

“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” Except, you’re not talking to your dog, but your thighs, and instead of a magical land, you’ve arrived in some kind of fresh hell. Yes, yes. These are your 30s.

My latest Shopper Lottie post is up and ready for reading. Let me know what you think over at Shopper Lottie. Did I forget something? Let me know in the comments!
How You Know You’re Not In Your 20s Anymore

26 thoughts on “What Fresh Hell Is This?”

  1. I commented 🙂 Seriously though this site hates me. I finally figured out I can only see comments if I’m logged OUT. Ah well, all hail the work-around!
    Nice work – as always 🙂

      1. If I’m logged out, I can see the comments – including my own. Once I log IN, there’s a box that tells me the number of comments…BUT I CANT READ THEM. It’s bizarre!

          1. Life’s always happening to me too! Busy upgrading the site again for you all now and took a coffee break to read your posts! :-*

          1. As you are a discriminating woman of taste, might I share a recent discovery?
            Chocolate Mint Rice Krispie Bars. I’m not joking, this stuff is dangerous. Thin Mints can kiss my ass.
            Melt 5 T. butter and 16 oz marshmallows in a large pan on Low-Med heat, stirring constantly. Remove from heat and stir in 1/2 t. mint extract and 10 drops green food coloring. Gently fold in 7 C. Rice Krispies (I use the generic stuff because who gives a shit, anyway?) and then a 10 – 12 0z. bag of dark chocolate chips (I use Ghirardelli 60% cocoa because I DO give a shit about dat chocolate). Press firmly into a buttered 9″ x 13″ pan and fridge it for an hour.
            The chips will melt and smear and make the whole thing look like rocks on a 1960s Star Trek set and no one will care because they will be too busy orgasming between bites. Pairs well with straight vodka.

          2. I probably shouldn’t mention this but it takes about twelve minutes to make, not including the cooling period which no one in history has waited for, ever.

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