*taps mic*
Anybody there?
*crickets*
To the precisely two followers left here, hello. I am alive. I am still fat. Still living the leggings and cupcake life. Still self-deprecating. Still living the dream.
I thought I would get on here and post something, anything because I am actually seriously working on my satirical memoir. I am a little rusty in the writing department so I figured I should practice writing by posting more often than every other two years.
So, hello.
*sheepishly waves*
What are you all (you two) up to lately?

Yooooooooo! It’s so cool to see you posting again. A satirical memoir sounds AWESOME. I am doing what I always have; living in a constant state of identity crisis.
Thank you ππ»! Iβm hoping itβll be awesome π€π»π€π»β€οΈ
KKKKKKAAAAATTTTTTIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE IS BACK!!!!ππ₯³ππ₯³ππ₯³ππ₯³ heck to the yes! Missed your posts darling!
Yay!! Thank you for missing me. That pretty much makes my whole week βΊοΈ
Hehe awwww ππππ I mean I still talk to you on fb but its not the same as a blog post haha
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The past two years BARELY count. Itβs been a shit show anyway. Write and we shall consume. π
You are sooo right about that! Thank you βΊοΈ
She lives! Actually, this is so funny because I was wondering about you just last week (with teaching and Covid). Glad to see that you’re still standing!
Yes, still standing (with a heel spur, though π). Glad to see youβre still around and well!
Cupcakes! Or whatever else it took to get through the past two years. Good luck with your memoir.
Lots and LOTS of cupcakes π
Good Morning!!!! So nice to see you pop up on my feed this morning!!! Welcome back!!!
Yay!! Thank you! It feels good to be back π₯°
Hello there good to see you! Are you going to be back more – love cake pose π
Iβm hoping to be around more! We will see how insane my students continue making me π€ͺ
If that’s what you’re relying on I expect you to go crazy π
Right?! Lol!
Stay sane! π€ͺ
So happy to see youβre back.
Thank you, Someone ππ₯°
Thank goodness you’re back! Not enough funny people anymore! We NEED you!
Awww you just made my life!!!
Yaaaaay! Welcome back Katie!!
I hope you’ll keep posting while you write your memoir! It’s always fabulous to see you here. π
Thank you, Josy! Itβs feels good to be back π
Welcome back!!!
Excited for your satirical memoir!
Thanks so much! That means a lot βΊοΈ
Lovely to see you again, Miss Cupcakes! I think your satirical novel will be a great success. Go girl!
Oh my gosh, thank you so much!! That means a lot!
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If you publish a satirical memoir, I’m buying!
Gah!! You just made my whole week! Thank you π₯°
Yay! Write, write, write–and we’ll all be here when you’re done!
Thank you! That means a lot!
Now that it’s Nov 2023, do I win as the sole follower left standing yet??? I’ve wondered why Ive never see anything from you anymore… come baaaack
I wish I could. Iβm in the throes of the longest writerβs block in history.