Third Funniest Blogger, Baby!

I’m still positively shocked that anyone other than my mom thinks I’m funny. I mean, I occasionally make myself laugh, but sometimes I think I’ll eventually wake up. But, I don’t think this is just a dream, guys. I was voted 3rd Funniest in the Annual Bloggers Bash Awards. That must mean it’s really true. I’m kinda officially funny.
I’m so incredibly honored and excited to have made 3rd, ya’ll.

I was so excited and apprehensive the night before the awards (that happened in London, btw), I had horrible nightmares all.night.long.
They ranged from your usual holy-shit-I-forgot-pants-and-I’m suddenly-on-stage-in-front-of-a-room-full-of-people to the nightmare that I didn’t place.
See, these awards mean so much to me. Like, so.much. The excitement and anticipation leading up to the event was even better than a cupcake high.
Not only does winning an award help validate the fact that I call myself a humor blogger, the ABBA originated from the U.K. My Anglophile self is geeking out big time.
Not only do I feel pretty dang proud, I feel so lucky to have the readers I do. This was all thanks to YOU.
To those who took the time to vote for me, to those who take time out of their lives to read my words, to those who have liked, commented, shared, spread the word, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
I’m immensely lucky for you all.
I also want to say a huge thank you to the ABBA committee. You have spent an immeasurable amount of time, heart, and thought into putting these awards together. Not only that, you’ve created an event that so many people have to look forward to and be excited about. So, thank you.

This is how I celebrated. Maybe I should be Fatty McDonuts.

For Shame, Fatty: The Annual Bloggers Bash Awards

Yesterday, the Annual Bloggers Bash Awards nominations were announced, and I legit had to take a Xanax before bed, because I was so keyed-up and excited. Not only was I nominated in the category for Funniest Blogger, but so many of my fabulous blogger friends were also nominated in the various categories. The excitement was palpable. It was electric-I could feel it through my phone as I checked various social media outlets for all of the posts about the nominations.
I am over the moon. The nomination in itself is enough for me to be happy for the foreseeable future, but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t love to be “crowned” the Funniest Blogger.
To make things easier for anyone potentially checking out my material, I thought I’d link to some of the posts I had the most fun writing and sharing with my readers.
Without further ado…
Because you need to know who I am:

It’s All About Yours Truly
I Was An Asshole
You also need to know that I fail at adulting and embarrass myself a lot:
Toilet Talk
Yoga Farts
Lipstick
Aerial Antics
Poop Happens
Additionally, I am still in love with Jeff Goldblum, 22 years later:
I Heart Jeff Goldblum
I’m a hairy mofo, to boot:
My Hairy Life
An Ode to Hairy Women
You should know about my fitness and healthy eating fails, as well:
Cup O’ Crack
21 Minute Survival Challenge
These Hiking Boots Were Made For Quittin’
The Leggings Spread

Finally, some WTF Family Stories:
My 13th Birthday
Felony Stop


You probably need the link to vote, huh? I almost forgot that pertinent detail in all of my excitement. You can check out the categories, nominees, and VOTE HERE!
Below are some of my super talented blogger friends who have been nominated in the other categories. Please check them out and don’t forget to vote! (Choosing who to vote for in these categories is going to be some of the hardest decisions I’ll ever have to make. I literally love you all!)
Best Overall Blogger
Gin & Lemonade
A Brummie Home and Abroad
But I Smile Anyway
I’m Sick and So Are You
Most Inspirational Blogger
Unfold and Begin
You Are Awesome
Most Informative Blogger
An Historian About Town
Global Housesitter X2
Best Book Review Blog
Lisa’s Ramblings
Services to Bloggers
Em Linthorpe
Hidden Gem
A Mindful Traveler
Deb’s World
Unbound Roots
Wheelescapades
Newcomer Blogger
Losing the Plot
Best Pal
The Wandering Darlings
From Michigan to Germany
A Walk and a Lark
Just Another Blog From a Woman
Fancy Paper
And, best of luck to my fellow funny pals! You make me laugh, and I love you!
Hot Mess Memoir
Midlife Smarts
Judy E Martin
Lutheranliar Looks at Life
I am so sorry if I missed your link. There are so many amazing bloggers to consider that my head is spinning!