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Christmas Puke

Dudes, it’s Christmastime! I thought I would announce that in case some of you were still not aware.
I freaking love Christmas! 
I decorate errything with Christmas-Christmas hand towels, Christmas candles, Christmas kitchen utensils and tools, Christmas blankets and pillows, Christmas soap, and even Christmas underwear.
Yup.
I am Christmas AF.
Don’t mistake my penchant for Christmas-ing everything to mean that any Christmas decor will do.
I have standards.
Most of my decor is either vintage-inspired cool or new, funky, and simple. The only cheese factor involves my ornaments. I have been collecting ornaments since before I was born, thanks to my parents. No matter how cheesy they are, they are forever included on my Christmas tree. Some may have a permanent place on the back of the tree, but, dammit, they are never being donated. 
Because everyone simply loves checking out random people’s Christmas decor, I thought I’d share some of my favorite spaces in my home. 
Before I forget, “Christmas Puke” is what my boyfriend calls any and all Christmas decor. He can’t even when I’m constantly bringing home more ornaments or gift wrapping essentials after he’s expressed that he thinks we have just enough Christmas crap. Ha! Like that’s even possible! 
Men. 

Simple, way too many ornaments, full of memories-just the way I like it.


I got this little dude when I was five.


My aunt bought me this angel. It says, “‘Tis a gift to teach” and it’s one of my favorites!


The first year I was at my current school, my principal was my Secret Santa and this was one of my gifts. I leave it out all year long!


This should say, “Queen for Always”. I love Mary Engelbreit!


I love how the lights shine through this one. It reminds me of good ol’ Londontown.


A work pal got me this one this year! It’s so cute!


And I also got this one from a work colleague! My peeps know me well!!


I’ve gotta have a little skull action with my Noel.

I think sugar skulls go with candy cane candles quite well!

I have the matching “nice” towel, but that wouldn’t be very accurate. Excuse my wrinkly towels. How embarrassing!

Christmas cheese knives that I’ve never used, but I put out every year, religiously, because duh.

I don’t ever use them. They just sit there looking vintage-y.

Even my Scentsy gets Christmasfied!

Gotta have a little cheer everywhere!

This is an essential must-have every year. I also have a Christmas hand soap at every sink, but I felt pictures of those was overkill.

Christmas af

I hope ya’ll are enjoying the best time of the year. I know I am. I love listening to Christmas music as I curl up in my Christmas blanket and eat an entire tin of shortbread cookies. It’s practically a tradition! 
Merry Happy Holidays Time! 

La Maison de Fatty

I’ve finally gotten some things up on the walls and elsewhere. I’ve decided to share pictures of some of my favorite spaces in my new digs. As you will see, I have pretty eclectic taste. I also love girly stuff too. My style is so bipolar. I really love me some funky signs, sugar skulls, Britain-themed anything, Steampunk-esque aquatic themes, and retro collectibles. Who says you can’t incorporate it all?!

Oh poop. Pewp. I’m such a 12 year-old boy…

Octopus are my favorite. 

I think my shower curtain is my favorite thing ever. 

I HAVE A CEILING FAN!

This is hard to see, but I finally have my coveted clear makeup organizer that just gets uber dusty. The price we pay. 

I can’t stop admiring my new lace and fabric peach-colored flowers. 

Sugar skulls and vintage globes.

I love this little guy.

All of my most prized possessions. 

This is so I don’t forget where my kitchen is. 

Errybody loves my hobo stew. 

Because every skull lover has to have a skull-themed cookie jar. It’s a must!

Found this in all places-Elko. It’s one of my favorite possessions. It’s just so me.


An empty candy dish, because I can’t be trusted with a full dish of candy. 

If you want to learn about who I am as a person, just check out my magnet collection. 

Don’t judge. This is quite possibly the smallest, lamest bar in all the land. I had to do something fun with this retro telephone cart. Ain’t no one got time for landlines anymore. Also, I don’t drink much, but when I do, it’s likely to be a Moscow Mule (but, I’m out of vodka. And ginger beer. I’m the worst). Also, Fireball, because I’m classy like that.
I have a makeup table, but it’s not finished. In case you didn’t know, every single lady has to have a makeup table. I’ll share when it’s blinged out! 
I hope you enjoyed the pics of my crazy, eclectic apartment. 
Toodle-oo and ta-ta for now!